Sunday, May 29, 2011

Things I Like

This is another list. Here are some things I like, in no particular order.

1. Cheesecake.
2. Silly teenage dramas like Make It or Break It.
3. Watching gymnastics.
4. Being in pajamas at 11:36 in the morning.
5. Harry Potter
6. The fact that Harry Potter is coming out in July so I can go at midnight.
7. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds
8. Garcia from Criminal Minds
9. John Green books
10. Tiny Cooper
11. Gay rights
12. Old Navy pajama bottoms
13. ULTA
14. Barnes and Noble
15. Applebee's.

I like other things too, but after I started this list I decided to expand upon it and list a few things I claim to like on Facebook.

1. Sue Sylvester Quotes
2. The Guilty Pleasure dance
3. Everything is funnier at 4 AM
4. Movies
5. Maximum Ride
6. Trale Lewous
7. Saying words over and over again until they lose their meaning
8. Waving at random people
9. Dentist stop talking to me, I can't talk your  hand is in my mouth
10. Peeta Mellark

There are some more ridiculous ones, but I decided to delve into the mind of one of my Facebook friends to find some really stupid ones.

1. "Do you like ____?" "No" But inside really yes I'm just not telling you!
2. Hey, I got a text! I hope it's from....OH MY GOSH LEAVE ME ALONE.
3. im sorry for staring but you just look reallyy HOT <3 <3 <3
4. Could you just shut up, like now?
5. Tall guy + short girl = cute. Tall girl + short guy = really awkward.
6. Where did all my bobby-pins go???
7. "Can I ask you a question?" "You just did"
8. Yeah I smile and say hi but I'm quite aware you're a two-faced whore
9. I'm waiting for your text...until I realize that I didn't reply.
10. Sometimes I feel like lying randomly on the floor.

I am dead serious. Some things should just stay off of Facebook. I'll admit I was a little wary when this person had 15 "likes" showing and "846 more". That's just ridiculous. C'mon, people. Most of the time Facebook likes don't even make sense. I mean, seriously. You would say to someone else "Yeah, I like movies." But you wouldn't say, "Yeah, I like Could you just shut up, like now?" It makes no sense. Liking should be reserved for things that can actually be liked in real life. I stopped liking things that didn't make sense a while ago, because it got annoying and stupid. So there you go. If you have a liking problem, just go through some of the things you "like", and ask yourself if it's actually possible to like those things.

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